What I do have is the letter that I would need to see him write in order to convince me to sell my gold and silver and hold dollars instead.

Seeing this letter is not the only condition under which I would sell my precious metals, of course, but since Bernanke is the dollar's Commander in Chief, he certainly has the sway to pursue the types of policies that would turn me dollar bullish.

Without further ado, here's the letter I'm waiting for:

"Dear America,

I'm sorry. I was wrong.